i yam hashamed hof my sef + blog award

*clears throat* Make i use style clear the cobwebs wey done cover my blog first so we can discuss in a clean environment. How una dey? how body? hows has blog village been kicking it without Olori 1 of blogland? I cant even give excuses for this absense but God dey sha. Missed you all like you missed me :) To this business of the day, a big thank you to coy introvert and Mandy for this award. I think the rules say something about 7 random things about yourself well i like what Mandy did on her blog so I go just copy her way. Also I have to nominate 15 new blogs or so...........ive been away for a while o chei

Name your fav color
Black cos it goes with anything not because I was like a member of black bra or something. its just a very economical color chikena! Altho gold to sha can like to be looking segsy on me sometimes and then brown too.....u know.....light skin toh badt.....errfin (i really hate it when people write "errfin" in a text or bbm) goes....Iwota?

Name your favorite song
I don't have one because my fav musician is me and i dont have my album out yet (featuring vic o ofcourse and that vagina lady....whats dat her name again). I am in d middle of auditions so if u think u can sing bera than me send me a music or two. Ofcourse this blog will be getting first listening of the track.......who needs youtube?

Name your favorite dessert
Plain old vanilla biko not all this things bens and jerry are trying to come up with these days. not even that chocolate royal kind. the mr biggs type is the best. that one u can taste the cowbell milk they used inside

What pisses you off?
Where do I start biko. Well the one on my heart right now is overfamzing. For those who don't know, famzing is the art of forming like me and you are tighter than my hair weave cos we just happen to be from the same continent, country or state. I am okay with regular famzing afterall we gats bond together for obodoyibo nw plus there is always the possibility that my sisters husbands brothers wife's cousin is married to your friend's friend's uncle. however when u start to push the famzing limit then we gats an issue BOO BOO (shout out to evelyn of basketball wives miami..............is basketball wives miami better than LA. I think so.....they are just getting on the poor girl draya)Thats how one that I was just trying to do continent solidarity (he was from togo or ivory coast or sha one french speaking zone) with thought he had found wife and had the effontry to get angry in french when i turned down multiple attempts at hanging out. Ogini bu ka biko nu

When you are upset you?
Go to sleep and fantasize and dream of all the things I would say to you or do to you if I wasnt trying to keep my wafi side in check and keep it classy. Plus ive been watching all these prisons shows where u fought someone and they died and now ur in jail. Not my portion......theres no jail consequence when I give u the beat down in my mind biko and it feels at least 75% as good as actually hitting the person. half isi ewu is better than none

Your favorite pet It is rather the other way round..........I am money's favorite pet. It feeds me, takes me to the doctor, its substitutes taking me for a walk for taking me for a ride/flight and I complain not.
Black or white?
Now is this a race question or color question? I will push the question to the audience: black or white biko?

Your biggest fear "Our biggest fear is not that we are inadequate but that we are powerful beyound measure" Somebody said it or something close sha, I like it, I don't know why I thought this was a correct response for this question but it feels appropriate.

Everyday attitude
One day at a time. Let go and let God. Don't take yourself too seriously...........life isn't that hard.

Your best feature My mind..............or so im told..........or maybe these yeye boys are just dropping foolish lyrics now. I will cash them. I am also particularly fond of my nails (but you know that chic that mourns every broken nail? yea.......IM NOT THAT CHIC)

What is perfection?
Living like Jesus Christ...Lord help your child..It's not easy oh...............stolen verbatim from Mandy's blog....

Guilty pleasure Nna not working out o. I have been trying to give JLO and Beyonce a run for their money but o di ro easy o. And so I have the african channel and ive been hooked to this old south african soap...Isidingo. Ok time to complain: bia ppl of african channel be showing nigerian soaps like doctors quarters and that one that has gbenro ajibade (cant remember the name sha but its on mnet)

And the nominees are:
1. This is a lazy thing to do BUT if you are newer than e to blogville and you see this, you are hereby awarded the versatile blog award by me and my lolos-in-councils