Mr President beauty pageant

If you voted for President based on handsomeness and swagger, who will you vote for?

***Please note that there will not be a swim suit category!!!


Contestant number 1: Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. From the great state of Bayelsa. Statistics: 34-54-23. He is also known as GEJ and his greatest treasure is his delectable wife Mrs Dame Patience GEJ who is also popular damsel and an award winner in the english department.

Contestant number 2: Mallam Nuhu Ribadu. Statistics: 34-23-34. After being pursued around the world by powers that be, he returned to grace this competition. Well learned, well spoken and an ex-police man. His wife may not be as popular as Patience GEJ but he gets kudos for his work with the EFCC.

Contestant number 3: Mohammed Buhari. Statistics: 20-21-32. Former military man who definitely looks interesting in a uniform. Though his military past still haunts him today, military trauma has not done a lot of justice to his face which makes him a decent contender for this beauty pageant.

Contestant number 4: Ibrahim Shekarau. Statistic 23-45-32. This is the present governor of Kano. This is a surprise contestant for me but black is beautiful. His tribal marks can be seen (by those who love it) as an asset to his handsomeness.

Contestant number 5: Oh our fantabulous Dele Momodu of ovation fame. This guy came out of nowhere and decided to run for president. While we are a bit unsure about his strength in the actual elections, this beauty pageant should be an easier on for him. Statistics: 45-67-67.

Contestant number 6: Rev Christopher Okotie is known to many as an einstein of english language. Whether or not his big big grammar allows him to communicate with the masses is a question for another competition. In addition, though we question his resilient presidential ambition, his looks are less in doubt. Statistics: 23-45-23.